Big Sexy Being Sued By Mother Of His Two "Secret Kids"
Wow. What a story. Not only does Beautiful Bart have a wife of 21 years, amazing control of his pitches, and the most powerful swing in baseball, but also two kids that no one knows about.
The guy gives ZERO fucks about anything. He is the most nonchalant person in all of sports. I have never heard him talk, and I don't think you will get a peep out of him about this. To be honest, I am extremely intrigued to hear what he is being sued for. He seems like a very mellow guy, but at the same time, having two secret kids while being married says something about you.
Regardless, he is pitching tonight against the Nats, so he better rip a dinger and pitch 7 scoreless like I know he can (will).
Big Sexy - you've outdone yourself again.