Check Out How Brutal Neymar is at Baseball

Check Out How Brutal Neymar is at Baseball

Are you kidding me bro? That swing is soooo terrible for someone who is a world class athlete. I know that soccer and baseball are two tremendously different things but he looks incredibly lost up there at the plate. Sort of reminds me of how the Yankees swung in last night's game, actually. Neymar is in the upper echelon of soccer players that walk this Earth, and here he is swinging like he's got a god damn blindfold on!

When I see how he's holding that bad and getting ready to hit it's just so gross and unathletic. Then somebody is chiming in with some hitting tips, like are you kidding me? Give it a rest. This is probably the first time this dude has picked up a bat, like ever, in his existence. Seeing how he's just standing there I wouldn't even bother saying anything. His swing is worse than Vicki Kawaguchi's in Backyard Baseball '03, deadass. 

Notice Vicki has at least 1 ball in the batting skill, Neymar would most certainly have zero.

Notice Vicki has at least 1 ball in the batting skill, Neymar would most certainly have zero.

Despite his lack of skill at the plate, Neymar was sporting his custom Jordan 5s, which kind of not really made up for the piss poor performance. Doesn't he also low key have major tax evasion issues? Never really understood that, you're worth 75 million bucks bro. Pay your taxes, and maybe invest in a batting cage before you show your face at Citi field again. 

Lowtop knocks 2.0 points off the cumulative rating: 7.1/10

Lowtop knocks 2.0 points off the cumulative rating: 7.1/10

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