Giant Alligator/Crocodile/Dinosaur Crossing a Golf Course Is So Florida It Hurts.
Yeah. So whoever came up with the idea that dinosaurs are extinct was straight up wrong, because as far as my eyes can see that is NOT an alligator or crocodile or whatever (honestly who can tell the difference anymore). That's a god damn dinosaur. I've never seen anything like it before. Look at the legs on that thing! Friggin' thing is putting up 4 hundo on the squat rack EASY. If that tail whips around it's taking out a small school bus.
Also, aren't gators like super fast when they want to be? That thing is just strolling along at a leisurely pace, but at some point you've got to wonder if that guy in the white T is just too damn close. With tree trunks like that, dude is a late-afternoon lunch in less than ten seconds. Get out of there guy, no reason why human beings should ever be that close to an unidentified monstrous species, and make no mistake about it that's just what this thing is.