One Of These Two People Will Be Our Next President
When I read this exchange between Hillary, who is the most cringeworthy human being in America and the Donald, who is an absolute gift from the comedic heavens, I just laughed. I thought to myself wow this is just a funny back and forth and then I realized... HOLY SHIT one of these two people are going to be the next President of the United States of America.
George Washington, JFK, Abraham Lincoln are all names that come to mind when I think of the word "President" - they just embody patriotism. But in 2016 we are either getting Hillary, who is literally under investigation by the CIA for leaking classified information or the former host of The Apprentice.
This Twitter battle is the first of many sources of comedic gold that this debate will produce and I am excited, yet scared for it. Trump is probably showing up with zero stances on policies to the debates last year, but rather, vicious insults and email puns. Would anybody really be surprised if he just goes up there and starts calling Hillary a bitch? What a time to be alive.
P.S. Donald 1. Hillary 0. An absolute massacre.