Juan Uribe Takes 106MPH Heater to the Nads

Juan Uribe Takes 106MPH Heater to the Nads

Holy SHIT. I guess that's why they call it the hot corner, huh? 

Trout hit an absolute ROCKET and there was no way Uribe was coming up with that thing. And before you ask, no he most definitely was not wearing a cup. Wearing a cup in the MLB is like the same thing as wearing a life jacket in the pool. You know how to swim, but you want to just go the extra mile to ensure your personal safety/well-being. Plus Uribe has also acquired the nickname "Coke Can" in the locker room to describe his you know what. Pretty doubtful a guy like that is wearin' a cup. 

Now onto this picture...

How about shortstop Franciso Lindor just having a laugh in the midst of the Cuban Missile Crisis? Are you kidding me bro? If I'm Uribe I'm probably checking all the blogs about me getting hit in the balls once I've laughed it off, and then I'm strangling Lindor. 

"I've seen betta days Lois, I've seen betta days" - Juan Uribe

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