Guy Dies While Watching Conjuring 2 in India, Body is Missing.
I mean does this make Conjuring 2 the scariest movie of all time? I think it does. I’m a big time scary movie guy. I loved the first Conjuring and I’m sure I’ll like the new one a lot too, but the fact that it was scary enough to kill a guy makes it even scarier to me. The real question here is, was it scary enough to turn this guy into a ghost? It would seem that way considering he's missing. Also, do the good people of India have the balls to go back to that movie theater? Because I would not. I don’t fuck with ghosts and I’m 97% sure that that guy is haunting the movie theater now. In fact there’s no doubt in my mind. I got enough ghosts in my every day life, I don’t need to deal with another one in a movie theater while I’m already at poop my pants levels of fear.
P.s. If we’re being real, the guy who was in charge of the body is missing too. So odds are he stole the body and is doing some not so great stuff to it.