In Honor of National Doughnut Day, Here’s My Top 5 Dunkies Donuts
Obviously I’m never choosing one doughnut when they have options to get 12. That being said if it’s a life or death situation and I have to choose one doughnut here is the order I would go with.
5. Boston Crème
Boston Crème is a fantastic doughnut and I might get some backlash for putting it 5, but it cannot be eaten in mass quantities and honesty sometimes the crème is just too much. This is coming from a fat kid mind you. When I’m eating a doughnut I’m not trying to fill myself up. I’m trying to tease myself before I throw a bacon egg and chee with some hashbrowns in it down my gullet like I may never eat again. Boston Crème is just too heavy of a doughnut for me.
4. Honey Glazed
An all-time classic. I’m 99% sure it was my first doughnut ever and I’ll always look fondly upon them, but guess what? I’m a full-grown man now and I’ve moved on to bigger and better things. Don’t get me wrong, you give me a honey glazed I’ll crush it in 2 hot seconds (happened this morning when my brother went out and got free doughnuts) but if I’m out there in charge of doughnut selection I’m stepping up and getting the good shit.
3. Chocolate Glazed
I feel like this isn’t a popular pick. Everybody sleeps on a chocolate glazed doughnut. Hell, I used to be just like you, never wanting to expand my horizons in the doughnut world. But this is 2016 and we can’t be ignorant like that anymore. If you like chocolate as much as I do, and love the honey glazed doughnut you’re in the right place. Get me a tall glass of milk and a chocolate glazed doughnut at any time on any day of the week.
2. Vanilla Frosted w/ Sprinkles
This is where I’m a little torn. It’s like being in love with two different women equally, except they’re doughnuts. I really don’t know why I put this two when it could be tied for one but sometimes difficult decisions need to be made in the doughnut world. I guess it comes down to the fact that vanilla is a common flavor occurrence in my life. By the way, if you get this doughnut without sprinkles, I don’t want to know you.
1. Strawberry Frosted w/ Sprinkles
Strawberry frosted is my number one. I know it to be true in my heart. Its been this way for a while. If you ask me what doughnut I want I’ll say strawberry frosted with sprinkles without even thinking. I think that’s when you know you’ve found the one. Back when I was a young buck and my friends’ moms would get a dozen doughnuts in the morning post a sleepover, I’d be all over the strawberry frosted doughnut. I didn’t care that it was pink; all I knew was that it was delicious. I’ll always think and speak fondly of the strawberry frosted. And again if you don’t get sprinkles, you might as well be a communist.