Happy 4th Of July Weekend You Filthy Animals
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!! Obviously a huge weekend in store if you have the slightest bit of red and/or white and/or blue blood. Which biologically we all do so you best be fucking celebrating. Even if you're not American, this great country has probably saved your ass once or twice or a bajillion times, so lose your face due to alcohol consumption regardless. I'll be in the heavens up here in Nantucket this weekend living the god damn dream, but I just wanted to reach out to all my lovely readers and say God bless. We are truly privileged and lucky to live in such a great place, so don't you dare take it for granted. Spend time with family, spend time with friends, but most of all remember what it means to be better than everyone else, because that's what it means to be an American.