Reporter Gets Caught Pokémoning Like an IDIOT at This State Department Briefing

Reporter Gets Caught Pokémoning Like an IDIOT at This State Department Briefing

Bro what are you even DOING?! Do your job, that's all anybody ever cares about. You have a profession that you worked your entire life for and this is how you clock in your hours?! Catching a damn psyduck during a State Department briefing? Un-fucking-believable. Pokemon and drive, pokemon and walk, pokemon and fucking fly for all I care. But you do not, and I mean DO NOT pokemon and work. Next level irresponsible shit coming from this reporter here.

Listen, I love Pokemon Go. It is hands down the most fire flames lit game I've ever downloaded. That being said, we still live in a society, and I'm pretty certain shit would start to spontaneously combust if people stopped working and just started playing pokemon go all day. The second you punch that timestamp in you have sold yourself to that desk chair and desktop, no questions asked. You grind until that clock strikes 5 pm (3 for me cause I'm a god damn savage). I get that Pokemon Go is taking over the world but at the end of the day we still need to progress and survive as the human race. Usually people play these hot fire apps for a few weeks and then get back to what we like to call LIFE because they realize that if they don't they very well could disintegrate. Get back to work people, for the sake of the human race. 

P.S. If it weren't for Pokemon Go I would've quit my job weeks ago. Pretty sure the game itself is pumping air into my lungs every day. The drive to and fro work for me is a real hot bed for Eevees and Magikarp, I've just been out of pokeballs for like the past day and a half so I felt like talking shit.

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