URGENT: THERE ARE NO POKÉMON IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE!

URGENT: THERE ARE NO POKÉMON IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE!

Nobody Panic.... 

 

NOBODY PANIC........

 

NOBODY FUCKING PANIC!!!!!!!!

 

The Olympic Village in Rio is completely deprived of Pokémon right now, and the athletes are obviously taking notice. World-famous French canoeist, Mattieu Peche, was the first to point it out with his tweet translating to, "Sorry guys no Pokemon in the Olympic village." 

Now anyone who knows me knows that I've been a HUGE Matthieu Peche guy for years now. So to see him break this news on twitter is absolutely devastating. Matthieu, my heart goes out to you and the rest of the athletes competing in this now meaningless Olympics. It takes a real man to stay in Rio once you find out there's not a single wild Pokémon roaming the village waiting to be caught. 

This is really going to hurt the ratings for this summer's Olympics. For those of you who were unaware, catching Pokémon was a brand new event added to the games this year along with other events like golf and rugby. It was projected to be the highest rated event in the games, and I know there were some phenomenal trainers on their way to Rio to show off their catching abilities. OG trainers like Ash and Misty paved the way for the newcomers this year, so it's a little disappointing to hear the unlucky news that the village is completely empty of Pokémon. 

I guess not even savage, untamed Pokémon are willing going to the shit show that is currently Rio. 

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