Eagles Long-Snapper Jon Dorenbos Continues to Mow Down The Competition On America's Got Talent
I was never a huge magic guy. The reason being I don't believe in magic (nor should anyone), and when I watch people do these silly tricks I can't help but think how fake it all is. It's like the WWE nowadays, everyone knows damn well how fake and staged it all is, but for some reason we're all still super intrigued by it. I'm not saying I know how all magic tricks are done, because I don't and if I did I'd be a fucking magician. That said, if you practice enough most human beings are ignorant enough to get stumped pretty easily . Well, it turns out Birds long snapper Jon Dorenbos has practiced a lot of magic in his lifetime, because the guy is pretty god damn good at making me not know what the hell is going on, which in my mind qualifies as magic every single time.
Anyways, not really sure how the competition works cause I don't watch regularly but Jonny boy has gotten through three rounds I believe and has wowed the judges every time out. Guy is interactive as hell and loves to fuck around with the judges, especially that prick Simon, who has made a living on sitting in a chair/pushing a button/telling people they're shit for like the past fifty years. If Jon's not braindead by the time he finishes his illustrious career with the Eagles, a magic/comedy route could be right up his alley. He's in the quarter finals of this thing so it seems like America is digging his secret talent.