Lunatic Named, "Steve From Virginia" Scaled The Trump Tower Today

Lunatic Named, "Steve From Virginia" Scaled The Trump Tower Today

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In case anyone hasn't turned on a news channel within the last 5 hours or so, this is what you've missed. A man going by the name of, "Steve From Virginia," scaled the Trump Tower in NYC in order to gain Trump's attention and possibly meet with him about, "an important matter."

I have just a couple tips for ole' Steve-o. Now I'm no lunatic like him, but usually when you don't want to be recognized you cover your face, or change your voice, or don't shoot the video in front of a recognizable picture. Those are just some easy quick fixes, Steve. I understand he has his own style and way of doing things, but that's pretty much Creepy Maniac Videos 101.  

Another tip would be to open your chest up and project your voice out. You think Trump wants to meet with some hunched over, quiet schmuck, Steve? No. Trump wants to meet with someone loud and passionate. He wants to meet with a group of presenters like Prestige Worldwide. No one has more flair and pizzaz than these men. 

We may never know what Steve planned on pitching Trump in that meeting he requested. But there's one thing I know for certain if he does get the meeting; as long as he follows the tips and examples provided by Dale, Brennan and I, he's walking out of that room with some boats and hoes at the minimum. 

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