Tim Tebow Wants To Play Major League Baseball
This guy, man. I honestly believe no human ever has wanted to be a professional athlete as much as Tim Tebow. It's like when you were in elementary school and the teacher would go around asking every kid what they wanted to be when they grew up and every kid just blurted out any professional sport that came to mind. Tim Tebow was that kid and still is that kid. After a certain point and a certain amount of failure in a particular field, most people realize what they're doing isn't really for them and they should probably move on to something else. Now, I understand that professional baseball is technically "something else" and is completely different than professional football, but when your a guy who the entire world loves to laugh at and watch fail, it's gotta be pretty hard to make a major league ball club. Not to mention how ridiculous Tim would look in a baseball uniform. Guy is actually a human blastoise. They'd need to redesign the jersey for that behemoth of a man.